Mike’s making me post my dream from last night, in case you didn’t think I was enough of a psychopath.
sade:
Ira Glass was my teacher and I was back in high school, but then I found out that he was actually evil so it was somehow my mission to stop him from destroying the world. But the thing was, he had this special power to transform into babies so no one could find him. so I spent my entire dream punching every baby I saw just in case it was him. And also grabbing them by one arm and swinging them face first into walls and tables.
I need therapy, I think.
it sounds kind of like ira glass is jesus and you’re king herod.
